can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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