thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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