i permit you to call me
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
