Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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