i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
my liver is dry heaving
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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