VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she smelled like a LAN party
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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