Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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