awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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