Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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