Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The uberlube is also flammable
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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