this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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