remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
