That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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