IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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