If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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