VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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