I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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