I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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