is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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