Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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