i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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