i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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