I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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