i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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