I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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