are you so shy because you have an std?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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