Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's never too late to be topless.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Randomize
