This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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