i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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