he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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