I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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