he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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