you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Pappa wants mamma naked
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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