i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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