Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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