i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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