she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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