the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
