watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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