You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
