is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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