i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think a kid would responsible me up
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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