I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Pińatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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