I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
How's work?
Spinning.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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