i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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