Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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