i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
did i just pee glitter
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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