Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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