Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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