okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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