And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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