Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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