Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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