I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed