I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?