We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
How's work?
Spinning.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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