NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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