did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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