I have demons in me.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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